Chris Koehl • Copywriter & Conversion Strategist
I help coaches, experts, and service providers fix what’s broken in their marketing—so more people say yes.
Done-for-you copy that converts
Funnel strategy + messaging alignment
Offers that eliminate hesitation and sell
From Fix-It Kid to Funnel Expert
I didn’t grow up dreaming of becoming a copywriter. I grew up figuring out how to fix things before they broke.
At 14, I ran away with the carnival—literally.
Most kids were focused on homework. I was learning how to wire up tilt-a-whirls and troubleshoot control panels under the lights of a traveling show.

Fun fact: That's me (Chris Koehl) in the early 90's standing on a brand new Eagle 16 Ferris Wheel at the Eli Bridge Company factor. This was going to Michael Jackson's property.
By the time I hit my 20s, I was working for one of the largest amusement ride manufacturers in the country.
They flew me across the U.S. to fix broken rides, troubleshoot safety systems, and calm down million-dollar clients who were losing money by the minute.
I got good—really good—at diagnosing problems.
Fast. Under pressure. With consequences on the line.
But here’s the thing…
The better I got, the more burned out I became.
One morning, I woke up in another hotel room and couldn’t even remember what city I was in. I had money. I had respect.
But I didn’t have control.
That’s when I walked away.
In 2003, I left my dream job and started from scratch online.
No list. No following.
Just a fire in my gut and a belief that there had to be a smarter way to earn a living—on my terms.
I taught myself copywriting. Learned funnel strategy. Studied buyer psychology.
And I applied it all the same way I did back in the field:
→ Find the breakdown.
→ Diagnose the root cause.
→ Apply the exact fix.
→ Test until it runs like clockwork.
Over the last two decades, I’ve written for A-listers, engineered multi-step campaigns, and generated millions in sales for my clients and myself.
I don’t talk about “marketing theory.”
I do what works.
I build systems that convert.
And I teach others how to do the same.
That’s the short version of how a carnival kid became a conversion strategist.
And why, when it comes to fixing what’s broken in your funnel—I’m the guy you call.
Marketing That Converts—On Purpose
Most funnels fail because they don’t connect with real buyers. It’s not always your offer—it’s your clarity, trust, and urgency. That’s where I come in.
I build conversion-driven systems that:
When you work with me, we diagnose the real barriers, apply precision fixes, and get results that show up in your bottom line.
20+ Years in Direct Response
Creator of Buyer Readiness Framework™
Built 100+ High-Converting Campaigns
Who It's For (and NOT for)
Below you'll find two distinctions about working with me.
Who It's For
Who It's NOT For

Results-Oriented, No Fluff
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What top pros are saying about Chris...
"You are THE WIZARD!"
“Chris, I just read your book and I’m 1,000 % impressed.
There are damn few people that make me sit on the edge of my seat when it comes to online marketing, and you have earned my respect.
I’m so glad you are now creating your own products and your newsletter is “off the charts.”
I’ve read the first two issues several times already, have taken copious notes and am making adjustments in my approach.
You are THE WIZARD!
Thanks millions!”
Matt Furey
Zen Master of the Internet
MattFurey.com

Done-for-you copy that converts
Funnel strategy + messaging alignment
Offers that eliminate hesitation and sell